As a player in this drinking game your mission is to guess what you think the value is of the top card on a deck. In 2 attempts or less you must guess correctly or suffer the consequences. Super simple rules and everyone can be the dealer!
What you need:
Full Deck of 52 Cards
4 Players or More
How To Play:
After shuffling the cards play starts going counter clockwise. The first player guesses what they think the top card is on the deck.
Aces are low!
If you guess incorrectly the first time don't worry. You get to guess what the next top card is.
However if someone gets the second guess wrong. Take the value of their guess and the value of what the top card was. Then find out the difference.
Now you must drink that number drinks! Fun right?
Here's an example...
Let's say you guess a 9 but really the top card ends up being a 6. Nine minus six 3 so you must take 3 drinks.
But how do we fuck the dealer? Oh wouldn't you like to know!
Guess correctly on the 1st guess and the Dealer has to drink 4 drinks. Take that!
Guess correctly on the 2nd try and the dealer only has to drink twice.
When the dealer finally beats 3 people, the deck of cards is passed clockwise for the next person to be the dealer.
DON'T FORGET THE DUMBASS RULE
After revealing a card, place all of the cards visibly down onto the table for everyone to see. The point of this is to call "Dumbass" on anyone who guesses a card that is clearly no longer in the deck.
For example if 4 Kings have already been revealed and are laying on the table for everyone to see. But Susy thinks the next card is going to magically be a 5th card. She has to take a dumbass drink which is half your drink, a shot, or finish your drink off and grab a new one.